Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.  I've noticed a shift in my hair growth patterns over the last several years.  

My eyebrows don't need nearly the attention they're used to and the hair on my legs has gotten finer which means I've been able to retire the weed whacker and a 'once a week' touch up will do.  Don't get me wrong I'm definitely not complaining but it seems these stray hairs have migrated from my brows and legs to my chin and neck.

God has a mighty sense of humor, perhaps it's to give us a taste of what our men folk have to deal with.  It's almost like a role reversal, we get some facial hair and they develop breasts and bellies that would put a pregnant woman to shame.

Medically speaking they say it's all due to hormone fluctuations.  Our Estrogen and Progesterone decrease and our testosterone elevates somewhat, causing the additional hair growth, not to mention (if you're one of the lucky ones), a surge in our libidos.

Well, if all else fails I could always pick up some extra coin as a side show act in a traveling circus.  God knows the way our government looks after its elderly I'll be needing the extra funds to make my golden years golden.